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twisted.
- Mina: do not twist my words to make you sound like a smartass, francisco.
- Francisco: do not give me words that i could twist, mina.
- *mommy calls me on the phone.*
- mommy: ate, ipapasundo na kita.
- mina: mom, tapos na 'ko.
- mommy: so nasa trike ka na?
- mina: house na ako.
- mommy: so papasundo na lang kita?
- mina: NASA HOUSE NA PO AKO.
- mommy: ha?
- mina: nasa taas ako! sa room!
- mommy: AH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
- *mommy knocks on door*
- nasa labas lang pala ng kwarto ko ang nanay ko. : | =))))
LANDON: Do you love me?
JAMIE: Mmm.
LANDON: Will you do something for me then?
JAMIE: Anything.
LANDON: Will you marry me?
gimmegimmegimme.
WHERE DID YOU FINDD THIS?
hot topic :D
cheshire cat O.O
Hermione: How does it feel, Harry? When you see Dean with Ginny?
Harry: Oh. Um…
Hermione: I know. I’ve seen the way you look at her. You’re my best friend.
*Ron bursts in with Lavender, laughing, then sobers when he sees Hermione and Harry*
Lavender: Oops! I think this room’s taken.
Ron: What’s with the birds?
Hermione: Oppugno! *Hermione’s flock of birds fly at Ron, who flees the room. Hermione sinks next to Harry and breaks down crying*
Harry: It feels like this.
HAHAHAHA. Memories :))
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY BENTA =)))
(via stereowrists)
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